Bird Burger
BIRD BURGER
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THE WORSTRESTAURANTON THE BLOCKCHAIN

NO ROADMAP. NO NUTRITION. ABSOLUTELY NO REFUNDS.

Bird Burger is a completely unnecessary meme restaurant powered by $BRGR on Robinhood Chain. Order a burger you will never receive.

PLAY THE GAME𝕏 FOLLOW THE BIRD
0.7/5Unfortunately Still Open
Bird Burger mascot holding a burger
GREASY
$BRGR
🍟🍟🍔🕯️🍟
NOW ACCEPTING
ETH · REGRET
& POOR DECISIONS
Now Serving
#4,892
Your Order
#98,391
Estimated Wait
18 YEARS
Burgers Rugged Today
6,942
◆LIQUIDITY FRIES CURRENTLY UNAVAILABLE◆CHEF BOUGHT THE TOP◆ICE CREAM MACHINE RUGGED AGAIN◆TABLE 6 REQUESTED A REFUND — TABLE 6 HAS BEEN REMOVED◆MANAGEMENT DENIES EVERYTHING◆BURGER PRICES MAY EXPERIENCE EXTREME VOLATILITY◆HEALTH INSPECTOR CONNECTED WALLET◆CURRENT WAIT TIME: UNTIL NEXT CYCLE◆LIQUIDITY FRIES CURRENTLY UNAVAILABLE◆CHEF BOUGHT THE TOP◆ICE CREAM MACHINE RUGGED AGAIN◆TABLE 6 REQUESTED A REFUND — TABLE 6 HAS BEEN REMOVED◆MANAGEMENT DENIES EVERYTHING◆BURGER PRICES MAY EXPERIENCE EXTREME VOLATILITY◆HEALTH INSPECTOR CONNECTED WALLET◆CURRENT WAIT TIME: UNTIL NEXT CYCLE
Live Board
▶BE THE FIRST BIRD ON THE BOARD▶TOP 3 EACH WEEK EARN $BRGR▶HOW MANY DAYS CAN YOU SURVIVE?▶THE #1 SPOT IS FREE REAL ESTATE▶BE THE FIRST BIRD ON THE BOARD▶TOP 3 EACH WEEK EARN $BRGR▶HOW MANY DAYS CAN YOU SURVIVE?▶THE #1 SPOT IS FREE REAL ESTATE▶BE THE FIRST BIRD ON THE BOARD▶TOP 3 EACH WEEK EARN $BRGR▶HOW MANY DAYS CAN YOU SURVIVE?▶THE #1 SPOT IS FREE REAL ESTATE
KITCHEN STATUS
  • BURGER MACHINEBarely Working
  • ICE CREAM MACHINERugged
  • LIQUIDITYMissing
  • CHEFSleeping
  • MANAGERPosting on X
  • HEALTH INSPECTORBlocked
  • DRIVE-THRU SPEAKERScreaming
  • TOKEN CONTRACTComing Soon
LIVE KITCHEN CAMLIVE
Bird Burger kitchen surveillance feed
CAM 04 — FRY STATION
⚠ MOTION DETECTED
★ BIRD OF THE DAY ★
Employee
LARRY
Fry Cook / Technical Analyst
TERMINATED
  • REASON: Bought the top
  • WALLET: -97.4%
  • SKILL: Posting 'bullish' under bad news
Employees Fired Today: 1,247
CALL THE
KITCHEN
🐦 Hotline
1-800-BIRD-BAD
DIAL TONE
😵
Nobody's picking up.
As always.
Call Duration
00:00:00
///Quick Requests///
⇒BIRD BURGER⇐
TODAY'S SPECIALS
— Receipt #70778 —
  • MON
    Manic Monday Melt
    Now with 30% more panic
    $4.20
  • TUE
    Two-For-Tuesday
    You still only get one
    $6.66
  • WED
    Wednesday Rug
    Delivered in 3-5 business years
    $0.01
  • THU
    Thursday Throwaway
    Pi day, every day
    $3.14
  • FRI
    Fried Friday Fumble
    Contains regret
    $9.99
TOTAL$∞.99
*** THANK YOU / PLEASE REGRET ***
📡 RECENT ACTIVITY
LIVE
  • 0xB1RD…D3AD burned 420 $BRGR2s ago
  • chef.eth renamed the Big Bird to Small Regret18s ago
  • 0xF00D…C0DE ordered a McRug Pull44s ago
  • pigeon.dao released 12 pigeons into the DMs1m ago
  • 0xDEAD…BEEF connected wallet, immediately left2m ago
  • manager.eth clocked in (still missing)3m ago
Connect wallet to be publicly judged.
Employee of the Millisecond

HIRE YOURSELF: PFP GENERATOR

Pick a Bird Burger crew member. Slap them on your X or Discord. Cause immediate distrust in your online friends.

512 × 512

"Grease is a lifestyle."

Animation IntensityGLITCHY · 60%
JitterBlinkScanlines
Randomness Seed
Locked — this exact jitter/blink pattern reproduces on every export
GIF export frame
1 · Pick your employee
2 · Background
3 · Your handle
LEGAL NOTICE
Using this PFP does not constitute actual employment. You will not be paid. You may still be fired.
Holder Perks (Not Really)

Join the Flock

MEME MACHINE
Make it cluckin' memeable
BIRD BUCKS
Worthless points. Definitely not market data.
#HolderBird Bucks
  • 10xCHAD94,291
  • 2FryCook42069,420
  • 3Larry-14
  • 4Mom's Wallet5,005
  • 50xRUG404

Earn Bird Bucks by ordering, calling the kitchen, hiring employees, and making memes. They do nothing.

YOUR RECEIPT
Thanks for supporting Bird Burger
BIRD BURGER
The Worst Restaurant on the Blockchain
1x Regret Deluxe$1.21
1x Side of Silence$1.69
Tip (nobody earned)$0.00
TOTAL$4.19
*** please regret your decisions ***
Bird Bucks earned:
0
Restaurant Reviews
WHAT THE VICTIMS ARE SAYING

"Never received my burger, but the website made a bird noise."

— 0xCHUD
Employee of the Week Program

PLAY THE GAME. EARN YOUR BACK-PAY.

Every week, the top 3 Kitchen Chaos runs earn a $BRGR allocation when the token launches. Survive at least one full day to qualify for the Worker's Airdrop. Payroll is paid in $BRGR when the token launches. $BRGR has no promised value and this is not financial advice. This is a joke restaurant.

This Week's Payroll
🥇
1,000,000 $BRGR
EMPLOYEE OF THE WEEK
🥈
500,000 $BRGR
SHIFT SUPERVISOR
🥉
250,000 $BRGR
LEAST FIRED
🔥 Clock In — Play Kitchen Chaos
Free to play. No purchase necessary. Allocations may change before launch. Impossible scores get audited and fired — the manager's decision is final.
Current Standings
Nobody has clocked in this week.
The #1 spot — and the 1,000,000 $BRGR — is free real estate.
Community-Controlled Restaurant

JOIN THE CHAOS

Change harmless parts of the restaurant. Text is filtered. Links, phone numbers, and slurs are stripped.

RESTAURANT ACTIONS

Text is filtered · No personal info · One submission at a time

RECENT ACTIVITY
  • 0x82F…91Areleased 500 pigeons.2m
  • 0x19B…420renamed the burger 'The Divorce Combo.'5m
  • 0xDAD…BADfired Larry again.11m
  • 0xCAFE…BIRDdeclared the ice cream machine 'fixed.'22m
  • Anonymousreported the restaurant to nobody.42m
The Burger Economy

WHAT IS $BRGR?

$BRGR is a meme token powering absolutely essential restaurant operations such as firing employees, renaming sandwiches, releasing pigeons, and making the website temporarily worse.

Token Name
Bird Burger
Symbol
$BRGR
Network
Robinhood Chain (4663)
Contract
0x64677ab0b5a6204c3c2ae27c3a9a5cd59d13c0de
🍔 BUY $BRGR ON HOOD.DEV
"Buy it because the bird is stupid, not because anyone promised you money." Meme tokens are highly speculative and may lose all value.
MAYBE UTILITY (EVENTUALLY)
  • Vote on the menu
  • Name the Burger of the Hour
  • Choose new mascot outfits
  • Trigger website events
  • Access holder-only receipt designs
  • Participate in restaurant votes
Wallet: Not connected
Improvement Plan

THE (NOT A) ROADMAP

This is comedic content. Not a promise of development, returns, or future value.

Phase 1
Open Restaurant
  • ▶Launch website
  • ▶Burn first batch of fries
  • ▶Hire Larry
  • ▶Fire Larry
Phase 2
Expand Operations
  • ▶Add wallet connection
  • ▶Release pigeons
  • ▶Repair ice cream machine
  • ▶Break it again
Phase 3
Global Domination
  • ▶Open second location
  • ▶Forget where it is
  • ▶Put burger onchain
  • ▶Blame management
Phase 4
Exit
  • ▶There is no Phase 4
  • ▶Everyone is still waiting for their order
Frequently Regretted Questions

FAQ

Legally, emotionally, and nutritionally: no.